Provoking the thoughts of minds unknown (First post)

I decided to start anew blog. I have a few others that are your standard crap that you find littered across the cyber junkyard, but I decided that with this one I was going to talk about important stuff...THOUGHT PROVOKING STUFF!!! (echo fades to silence)

Here is how I eat a double meat cheese hamburger:
1. open it up so that both pieces of meat are on one side with bread and the veggies are on the other side with the other piece of bread.
2. I eat the tomatoes
3. I fold the bread containing the veggies into a taco and eat that first.
4.I eat one of the pieces of meat (by folding it into a taco and biting chucks out of it so that if I were to open it up, it would look like a star) this piece is eaten at this point because it has been exposed for a while and it losing heat. Fake + Hot = tasty Fake + Cold = dog poo
5. I peel the other piece of bread away from the cheesy piece of meat and eat that piece of bread
6. last but certainly not least a savor the final portion of the burger eating journey which the top piece of meat

So there you have it, this is the process I go through in order to eat a hamburger. I general am pretty hidden about it with people I dont know and usually wont order one untill I have known someone for a while. The question that always pops up "Well, do you ever eat the burger whole?" Nope. They are disgusting whole and I cant stand not knowing what I am eating so I eat them in parts so that I can taste each part and greet part as it enters my senses.

Alright, peace out
Micheal